nutella:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

559,349 notes

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

44,530 notes

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

196,282 notes

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

319,326 notes

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

308,220 notes

shes-a-maslaniac:

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

161,712 notes
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